u know i don't really like anything. it's all gross!!!!
the only reason i eat is to keep on livin. it's pretty horrible everytime i go to eat .... i have to choose something ..
it's always what sounds less gross, slimy under cooked burger king (why the burgers are wet i do not know) i hate soggy buns.

then there is the taco bell across the way and down the street a little ... same old same old ... no meat taco with a stale tortilla shell. of course every so often i get a good taco, but i never know how much to order because they don't have a standard. they just throw some meat in there. LA-LA-LA

i could get a big johns steak sandwitch, but i can only take so many steak sandwitches .... of course the late night shift always tries to rip me off and they barely put any meat on it and i have to go back in and tell them to put more on it... which i hate to do because i don't want any "extras" .... if you know what i mean. but i can't let them rip me off. i am supposed to get 16 onces and there is a scale there and everything, but NOOOOO they don't use it ... jerkoffs

McDonalds ... double quarter pounder cheese only ... Are those things made partly of soy!? Sometimes it is wet too... i hate wet burgers. what's wrong with these people? So after i get one i open it and drop a napkin in there and soak up some of the juice... sooo gross.

So i order pizza .... well if they do get my order right it's a miracle. Have you ever eaten a pizza remake? oh god they say it will be five minutes for my pizza "remake" to get done, and i'm thinkin 5 minutes? the other pizza took 15 minutes. What up with that? The secret is they crank up the oven (superhot) then put the pizza in. It's not the same at all. You can't cook a pizza at 900 degrees or whatever it is and put it in for less time. Ever try making a hamburger in 2 minutes with the stove on full tilt? it doesn't work! the outside is burnt and the inside is raw. once again i can only handle so much pizza ... and i need to eat 3 fricken times a day. what am i to do?

Well i eat out everyday... and cooking really sucks and i can't find anything i like to eat.
And i ain't even going to mention my mom's cooking ... it's ok though i am safe... she will never read this ...MUhahahaha

i get chinese too (can't spell it) maybe that's right.
so far that has been ok, but i just don't like eating stuff when i don't know what it is... i eat it but i really can't tell what it is.. some weird bean pods i never seen before. but my friend doesn't really like it so i don't get it often... i do like the rice though ... THAT's IT! my favorite food seems to be rice... that sounds lame tho... it tastes alright and it expands in your stomach to make you full
But i can't survive on rice!


-Skarn eternally in food hell